charlotteofabc:

charlotteofabc:

beautifully vintage Polish matchbox covers

how did it get tumblr famous?

v-anillamoon:


Advice from the 6 bus

this is golden


Ever heard of crypts?

v-anillamoon:

Advice from the 6 bus

this is golden

Ever heard of crypts?

  • Me trying to be not awkward at work: Hi, how are you? I like your dress!
  • Me thinking later: I don't know why I said that, I don't even like that dress
onestarmoviereviews:

Her

this movie is about a man who falls in love with a phone.
are you fucking kidding me
the porn mustache disturbed me along with his pants
Why would someone like to watch 2 hours of a man talking to a computer?
mediocre dialogue mixed with incredibly awkward and frequent phone sex
I rate this movie lower than Garfield
They finally “make love”…. It is boring
Load of old tosh!
Clean and bright subways? In this country?? Who is going to pay for them?
Subtle white power movie? Yes.
the least Joaquim Phoenix cd have done was commit suicide after his failed attempt at syncopating with a slutty OS
We got tired of seeing the pores on his nose.
If you enjoy watching a man talk into him phone for two hours then you’re in for a blast
My cringe was cringing

onestarmoviereviews:

Her

  • this movie is about a man who falls in love with a phone.
  • are you fucking kidding me
  • the porn mustache disturbed me along with his pants
  • Why would someone like to watch 2 hours of a man talking to a computer?
  • mediocre dialogue mixed with incredibly awkward and frequent phone sex
  • I rate this movie lower than Garfield
  • They finally “make love”…. It is boring
  • Load of old tosh!
  • Clean and bright subways? In this country?? Who is going to pay for them?
  • Subtle white power movie? Yes.
  • the least Joaquim Phoenix cd have done was commit suicide after his failed attempt at syncopating with a slutty OS
  • We got tired of seeing the pores on his nose.
  • If you enjoy watching a man talk into him phone for two hours then you’re in for a blast
  • My cringe was cringing

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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story of my life

"Tilda Swinton and Edoardo Gabbriellini have the sexual heat of two ice cold fish being lazily rubbed together by a man who’s quickly falling asleep"

On I Am Love (via onestarmoviereviews)

I love Sgt. Meowpants. But I love my fiance more.

xylophagy:

I will destroy this disgusting man

pixelcommander:

Let the waiting begin 

pixelcommander:

Let the waiting begin